March 14, 2010

Nancy Pelosi’s Lunch.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:34 pm

In a restaurant somewhere in Washington D.C. …

Waiter: Good afternoon. May I take your order?

Pelosi: Yes. I want a tuna salad sandwich on whole wheat, with cole slaw on the side and a Diet Coke. Bring it as soon as possible. I’m in a hurry.

Waiter: Yes, ma’am.

Thirty minutes later…

Pelosi: Waiter!

Waiter: Yes, ma’am. What is it?

Pelosi: I ordered my lunch a half-hour ago and it’s still not here! I said I was in a hurry.

Waiter: Oh, the restaurant has deemed that you received your lunch and have eaten it.

Pelosi: That’s ridiculous. I haven’t received my order, and I haven’t eaten anything.

Waiter: Perhaps I wasn’t clear. The restaurant has deemed that you have already eaten your tuna salad sandwich and the side order of cole slaw and that you have finished drinking your Diet Coke.

Pelosi: What is this “deemed” shit?

Waiter: We figured you would know.


Waiter: We’ve also deemed that your bill is $13.75. Please pay the cashier. Have a nice day.

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