February 15, 2011

Off theTop of my Cruller.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:17 pm

There once was a man called “The One,”
Who thought to himself, “This is fun.”
With a wave of my hand, I can screw up this land
That’s because I am God’s other son.

Behold the First Lady Michelle,
Who’s shaped like the Liberty Bell.
Her sweaters don’t fit, she dresses like shit
And I’m sure those size tens really smell.

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