I admit it. I’ll be damned if I can figure out the trick here.
Jimbo: What is it?
Tree: Waddya say ya turn my lights on?
Jimbo: I will, the next time I get up.
Tree: So, when do you plan on getting up again?
Jimbo: In a little while.
Tree: Sure. I get it. On Christmas Eve and Christmas day my lights were on all the time. Christmas is over, and now I’m chopped liver?
Jimbo: Dammit, can’t you see that I’m trying to read here?
Tree: DON’T TASE ME, BRO! DON’T TASE ME, BRO!
Jimbo: [Puts book down, gets up and turns on lights]. There! Are you happy now?
Tree: I really didn’t think you’d TASE me, Bro.
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