December 6, 2007

Helen Thomas Goes Shopping.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:22 pm

helen-thomas.jpgPRS Operatives were able to be on the scene at a supermarket somewhere near Washington, D.C. when White House Reporter Helen Thomas was shopping for groceries. She appeared to be a bit confused as she slowly shuffled up and down the aisles. Without warning, she stopped in front of the shelves containing jars of apple sauce. She turned directly to the jars of apple sauce and began to speak:

Helen: Do you plan to just sit there while thousands are being killed in Iraq?

Apple Sauce:

Helen: So, you plan to do nothing to end this horrible carnage?

Apple Sauce:

Helen: Well?

Apple Sauce: Move along, lady. You smell like a hamper.

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