August 21, 2010

Things I Can’t Do Worth a Shit.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:21 pm

I can do lots of pretty cool stuff, but I have to admit: there are some things I can’t do worth a shit. Here are a few that come to mind:

Play basketball (This is OK, because I think basketball is a dumb game)


Fold a fitted sheet, no matter whether twin, queen or king (This, despite my being an accomplished Laundry Guy)

Get from most Points “A” to most Points “B” without getting lost. (My GPS is my BFF)

Play wind instruments

Wrap packages neatly

Iron (This lack of ability has served me well)

Play Scrabble

Remove, in one piece, that aluminum foil-looking seal from a new jar of peanut butter

Eat just one peanut

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