Steamed Carrots: Cough!

Robert Gibbs: What did you say?

Steamed Carrots: I didn’t say anything.

Robert Gibbs: Yes you did!

Steamed Carrots: No I didn’t!

Robert Gibbs: Holy Crap! A talking side order of steamed carrots!

Steamed Carrots: No I’m not.

Robert Gibbs: Don’t hand me that baloney. You look like carrots. You smell like carrots, and dammit, you taste like carrots.

Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?

Robert Gibbs: And you’re talking!

Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?

Robert Gibbs: I, therefore, conclude that you are a talking side order of steamed carrots.

Steamed Carrots: Very good. This was the first part of a two-part test.

Robert Gibbs: Really? How did I do?

Steamed Carrots: You did fine.

Robert Gibbs: What’s the second part?

Steamed Carrots: Here is the second part. Was your boss lying when he said multiple times that the negotiations for the health care bill would be broadcast on C-Span?

Robert Gibbs: He never really said that.

Steamed Carrots: Test over.

Robert Gibbs: How did I do?

Steamed Carrots: You gotta be shittin’ me.