July 25, 2010

Obama in the Diner.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 12:23 pm

I’d like a corned beef on rye, please.

Yes sir. Coming right up.

Was everything OK?

The sandwich was good, but I have a problem with the bill. You charged me $8,759.00 for the sandwich. Is this some kind of joke?

Well, I needed a little stimulus.

Don’t be a wiseass. It says right here on the menu that the price of a corned beef sandwich is $4.95.

It’s a living and breathing menu.

Hello, Rahm. I want a Diner Czar appointed by tomorrow!

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