Waxman and a Bat.
Hey Alfie! Haven’t seen you in a long time. How are you doing?
Huh? My name isn’t Alfie.
Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie. Don’t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.
I’ll have you know that I’m a United States Congressman, and you’re a smartass. I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.
Subpoena me? Dude, I’m a bat.
A republican bat, no doubt.
Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but you’re nowhere near as bright.
