Al Gore and Hillary Clinton, each having recently taken the opportunity to do a bit of news-making demagoguery, I got to wondering how these two charmers get along â€“ I mean, really get along. I imagined a setting in which they could unexpectedly run into each other, such as, for example, outside a Washington D.C. Starbuckâ€™s.
I wondered what they would say, and (what they would be thinking).
Al: â€œHillary! What a nice surprise. Itâ€™s great to see you.â€ (Dammit, what the hell is that miserable bitch doing here?)
Hillary: â€œAl!! Hello! Nice to see you too”. (Shit! I knew I should have had the coffee brought to the limo. Now I have to deal with this frigginâ€™ asshole.)
Al: â€œSo, how are you?â€ (Still the same satanic shrew?)
Hillary: â€œIâ€™m doing just great, thanks. And how are you?” (I was doing OK until I ran into your sorry ass. I figure youâ€™re probably as boring as ever.) “Been keeping busy?â€
Al: â€œIâ€™m doing fine, thanks. You know, a bit of teaching, making speeches â€“ that kind of thingâ€. (One thing Iâ€™m not doing living in the goddamned White House, thanks to you and your shithead husband) â€œSo, what have you been up to these days?â€
Hillary: â€œOh, you know â€¦ Same olâ€™, same olâ€™. The Senate keeps me pretty busy.” (Iâ€™m running for President, you dopey bastard. Donâ€™t you read the freakinâ€™ papers?)
Al: â€œWell you look terrific.â€ (Christ, she looks like shit.)
Hillary: â€œYou look great too, Al.â€ (Christ, he looks like shit.)
Al: â€œWell, gotta run. See ya. Please give my regards to Billâ€ (the rat bastard).
Hillary: â€œYep, I gotta get moving too. Bye-bye. Regards to Tipper (the ample-assed stupid cow).