According to the Obama Team, my lack of support for Barack ___ Obama means that Iâ€™m am either a racist, or Iâ€™m confused and stupid. I know that Iâ€™m not the former, so I must be the latter. Which is why I need a democrat.
P.S. Joe Biden need not apply. I believe I have a higher I.Q. than he does. I know I did way, way better in law school than he did.