1. Memo to females (and the few males who carry purses): Please note that chairs are specifically made for use by people’s asses. They are not there to serve as a place to park your goddamned purse. Thank you for your attention.
2. LeBron James? WTF? I understand he plays basketball (a supremely dumb game). What is the big goddamned deal about where he decides to play the dumb game? The country is swirling down the goddamned drain, and it seems that most of the country went on “hold” to wait for this guy to tell the world where he is going to play that dumb game. Feh!
That is all.