August 9, 2005

Caught My Eye.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:03 pm

Brent Bozell III wrote:

My son’s friend Todd Jones just returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. At a celebratory gathering at his parents’ home, we chatted a while and I asked him what he thought were the biggest problems facing the military. Without hesitating, he shot back: “The terrorists, and the media.”

Read the whole thing.

Tennessee Woman.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:00 pm

I don’t recall ever having seen a Tennessee joke before, so I dedicate this to my friend Eric.

A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

When she got home, she asked her husband, “What is a specimen?”

He replied, “Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She’s a nurse.”

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

“What in the world happened?” asked her husband.

“Danged if I know,” she replies. “I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose.”

Thanks to Brian, the Air Force Vet, for the e-mail

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