November 5, 2009

Two Tomatoes in the Produce Aisle.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:58 pm

Tomato No. 1: Hey, I see you guys are new here. Welcome to the Produce Aisle.

Tomato No. 2: Feh! I have nothing to say to the likes of you.

Tomato No. 1: Jeez, what’s with the uppity attitude?

Tomato No. 2: Dude, we’re organic.

Tomato No. 1: So, that means you grew up waist-deep in shit.

Tomato No. 2: Flat earther!

Tomato No. 1: Douchebag!

The End

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