Two Tomatoes in the Produce Aisle.
Tomato No. 1: Hey, I see you guys are new here. Welcome to the Produce Aisle.
Tomato No. 2: Feh! I have nothing to say to the likes of you.
Tomato No. 1: Jeez, what’s with the uppity attitude?
Tomato No. 2: Dude, we’re organic.
Tomato No. 1: So, that means you grew up waist-deep in shit.
Tomato No. 2: Flat earther!
Tomato No. 1: Douchebag!
The End
