January 20, 2011

Declarative Sentences, Please.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 4:38 pm

Here’s something that frosts my stindeens.

Declarative sentences should not be punctuated with a question mark, nor should they sound like questions when spoken.

One sure way to glaze my eyes over is to talk to me with that bullshit interrogative inflection in your voice at the end of your sentences.

That is … like … all?

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