Two years ago I posted a hypothetical conversation in which a blogger tries to explain blogging to a non-blogger and, essentially, gets nowhere. Since that time, we have had the Dan Rather debacle, which acquainted news watchers with the terms blog and blogging.
While it is easy to find estimates of the number of blogs in the world, which run into the millions, we must occasionally remind ourselves that bloggers make up a miniscule portion of the population and that probably more that 99.9999% of the people in the world are not bloggers or even blog readers.
Nevertheless, the phenomenon continues to grow and, and has even developed its own jargon, which can fairly be called â€œBlogspeak.â€ Imagine, if you will, that you are a non-blogger, non-blog reading person listening in to the following live conversation between two bloggers (a blargument?), which could easily take place at a Blogmeet.
Blogger 1: â€œHey, what the hell is going on with your blog?â€
Blogger 2: â€œWhat do you mean?â€
Blogger 1: â€œYou de-linked me!â€
Blogger 2: â€œYeah, I did, and you deserved it.â€
Blogger 1: â€œWhat are you talking about?â€
Blogger 2: â€œWell, for openers, you leave trackbacks on my posts and you donâ€™t link to the post where you left the trackback. And, how about the time you flamed me and didnâ€™t link to me? Did you think I wouldnâ€™t notice?â€
Blogger 1: â€œAll I said in that post youâ€™re talking about was that your posts have become little more than link-dumps, and, despite that, you remain a Large Mammal, while us Crawly Amphibians are trying to build traffic by posting content.â€
Blogger 2: â€œTraffic? Iâ€™m surprised you even raise the subject, because you have Site Meter set to keep your stats secret. And, speaking of traffic, you seem to try to attract traffic to your blog by bloviating in off-topic comments on my blog and sucking up my bandwidth.â€
Blogger 1: â€œAre you saying that Iâ€™m a troll?â€
Blogger 2: â€œDamned straight I am. And furthermore, speaking of bandwidth, how about all those times you hot-linked my images?â€
Blogger 1: â€œWell, if Iâ€™m that bad, why did you link to me in the first place?â€
Blogger 2: â€œI saw that you blogrolled me, and I gave you a reciprolink. However, Iâ€™ve learned my lesson. Youâ€™re nothing but a link whore and a disgrace to the Sphere.â€
Blogger 1: â€œWell, Iâ€™m going to return the favor and de-link you.â€
Blogger 2: â€œLike I give a damn. You got no traffic to send. In fact, Iâ€™m going to Blacklist your shitty little BlogSnot site.â€
Blogger 1: â€œGo ahead, because Iâ€™m going to ban you too.â€
Blogger 2: â€œFrigginâ€™ link whore! Troll!â€
Blogger 1: â€œGoddamn blogsnob!â€
Onlooker: â€Are these guys assholes, or what?â€