January 23, 2004

Quotes of Note.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:12 pm

“I like to watch the streetcar go by when I’m downtown. I get to wave at my money.”
Cousin Jack complaining about a privately owned streetcar in Portland, which, in large part, is paid for by taxpayers.

“I just can’t watch a woman who is such a tight-ass that if she farts, dogs three counties away go deaf. You make Queen Victoria look like Paris Hilton.”
LeeAnn, of “The Cheese”¦” commenting on the woman on “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance” who doesn’t seem to get the gag.

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