November 9, 2005

Dear Jon…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:20 pm

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Today Governor-Elect Corzine was busy celebrating his victory over Republican Doug Forrester. We learned that Mr. Corzine received numerous congratulatory telegrams.

Our PRS Operatives on the scene have managed to obtain copies of some of these telegrams:

Dear Jon,

Congratulations on your $tunning victory.


Richard Codey
Acting Governor, State of New Jersey


Dear Jon:

Everything went as planned. I told you it would.

Now get your ass to my office first thing tomorrow morning. I have work for you to do.

George Norcross*


Dear Jon,

Congratulations, big guy. Sorry the gift caused such a flap, but in the end it didn’t matter. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.



Dear Jon,

Congratulations, buddy! Now that you won the big prize, I figure we can hang out again. This working behind the scenes stuff stinks.

Hey, I know some places that are loaded with babes, and they love to party hearty.

Call me, OK?

Your old pal,
Bob “the Torch” Torricelli*


Dear Jon,


My secretary tells me that you’re the guy with the beard who sent me the three cases of primo scotch.

Give ‘em hell in Virginia.

Ted Kennedy


Deer Jon,

Great win. I’m looking forward to your help in getting the hokky arena built. I promise you the best seats in the house, right behind the dugout.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Sharpe James*
Mayor For Life of the City of Newark


Hey, Jon!



Dude — I can’t wait to show you my tongue piercing. It’s awesome.

Rock on,
Howard Dean


Dear Jon,


Call me on my cell.

Jim McGreevey*

Corzine Wins.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:15 am

Jersey loses.

DynamoBuzz has it covered in several November 9 posts.

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