Lines, Lines, Everywhere a Line.
Yo! Check this out.
I can hear you all saying to yourselves, “Yo, Jimbo. I don’t see anything.”
I figured as much. It’s the horizontal line that goes across the page. Lookit! Lookit! See?
I did the same thing in a post the day before yesterday, which you can scroll to or click here. Go look. I’ll wait.
[humming”¦tapping foot”¦humming some more]
OK, you’re back.
Now, don’t even think about telling me that you noticed the lines when you first saw them then. If you had noticed, I would have expected comments such as these:
“Jimbo, congratulations. Great lines, man. I really mean it. They are really something.”
“Awesome lines, Dude.”
“Jimbo, you are the Linemeister!”
“I have been depressed for months. Two days ago I was on the way out of the house to throw myself in front of a bus and I glanced at my computer and saw your lines. They changed everything for me. I’ve come to realize that I have a lot to live for. And, guess what? This morning I heard that I was hired for my dream job. Thanks, Jimbo!”
But did I get such comments? Nooooooo. That’s because lines are child’s play to you Virtuosi of Stylesheets and Houdinis of HTML ““ You who change layouts with the ease of changing socks. To me, Mr. Techno-Stoooopid, doing lines is a big farookin’ deal.
I can do lots of lines, like this.
Hell, I can make the line appear in the middle of the page, like this.
And, I can make “˜em fat, like this.
I can create interesting visual art. I call this one “Reading Between the Lines”.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
I’m drunk with power.
Now, I shall rest.
Update: This is for ‘Neck, the smartass.. 😉
