January 2, 2009

Jimbo Chats with a Can of Beets.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:23 pm

A few days ago in the supermarket …………

Can of Beets: Yo!

Jimbo: Huh?

Can of Beets: Yo! Over here, next to the lima beans.

Jimbo: A talking can of beets?

Can of Beets: Yeah, what of it?

Jimbo: Nothing … just seems strange. What do you want?

Can of Beets: I’ve been watching you walk up and down this aisle for a few months now. You buy corn, peas, lima beans … all kinds of stuff. So, what’s wrong with me?

Jimbo: Sorry, but I really don’t care for beets.

Can of Beets: You don’t like beets? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you like horseradish?

Jimbo: Oh yeah. I love horseradish.

Can of Beets: Did you know that beets are what give horseradish its nice red color?

Jimbo: Frankly, I prefer white horseradish.

Can of Beets: Ha! I knew it!

Jimbo: You knew what?

Can of Beets: You’re a racist.

Jimbo: Don’t be ridiculous.

Can of Beets: Oh really? Let me ask you this. Did you vote for Obama?

Jimbo: No, I didn’t.

Can of Beets: Well, there you go. You’re one of those white supremacists and a member of the Klan. I’ll be you’re a war criminal too.


Can of Beets: Hey! Where do you think you’re going? Are you afraid to debate me? Bigot!

Jimbo: Stupid beets.

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