September 10, 2009

How to Lose My Attention.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:29 pm

These are just some of the things that will cause me to stop reading what you write or listening to what you say (or in either case will cause me to not take you seriously):

1. Maintaining that that people opposed to The One’s stinking policies are racists. Shame on your sorry ass, if you really believe that nonsense.

2. Using the term “Faux News.” I’m sure Katie Couric thinks that’s really clever, as she is, after all, a deep thinker.

3. Stating that the country is going down the dumper because of the “failed policies of the previous administration.” That shit is really getting old.

4. Saying with a straight face that Van Jones was the victim of a “vicious smear.” That’s laugh-out-loud funny.

5. Using the term “teabagger.” I would suggest the term “poopy head” instead. At least then you would just sound garden variety stupid and not sick in the cruller.

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