February 2, 2006

Full of Shit.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:57 pm

Michelle Hines of Michigan worked very hard at being just that — full of shit — just before she produced the world’s longest unbroken turd. The Mondo Stronzo measured 26 feet, which is the exact length of Ms. Hines’ colon.

In order to accomplish this amazing feat, she ate lots and lots and lots of fiber the week before the event and bulked up even more with Metamucil. During that week, she held back the gathering shitstorm by using a special heiney plug.

A high school provided her with the use of its bowling alley to produce this stunning work of art.

Intermaweb.net has the story, with pictures, here.

h/t Curmudgeonly & Skeptical (check out the rollover)

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