September 20, 2007

Done Deal.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:44 pm

I think it’s time we finally got around to admitting to ourselves that the democrat nominee will be Hillary. Her lead is too large, her bullshit is too polished and her troops are too bloodthirsty, which collectively makes her defeat in the primary a non-option.

But Jimbo, there is still plenty of time before the candidates will be chosen. Lots of things can happen between now and then. She could really screw up.

Baloney. Based on her history and that of her husband, there is absolutely nothing – NOTHING she can do that she could not recover from, particularly with the help of the fawning MSM.

Just for fun, here are a few scenarios that would spell disaster for most candidates (and absolutely for all republicans), each followed the Headline that would report the story.

Potential Disaster: After finishing a speech, Hillary is cranky and stomps puppy to death.

Headline: HILLARY CLINTON PROTECTS PUBLIC FROM POSSIBLY RABID DOG.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary flies to Iran on Ahmadinejad’s private plane and, once there, collects $5 million in campaign donations.

Headline: HILLARY USED NO TAXPAYER MONEY TO FUND HER RECENT DIPLOMATIC INITIATIVE.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary, severely intoxicated or under the influence of a controlled substance, falls off stage.

Headline: HILLARY SUCCUMBS TO FATIGUE. LIKELY CAUSE IS MERCILESS HILLARY BASHING BY TALK RADIO. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS SEND WELL WISHES.

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Potential Disaster: Five hundred thousand dollars in cash discovered under Hillary’s bed in her Washington apartment.

Headline: HILLARY’S DONATION TO LOCAL FOOD BANK THWARTED BY BUSH’S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary hires a person to work in her campaign who, while working for her husband, stole highly classified documents from the National Archives.

Headline:
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Peeps, face it. The woman is coated with a much tougher and finer grade of Teflon® than ever covered the arse of John Gotti.

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