The practice of men arranging for Mail Order Brides has a long history in the United States. Even today, it is a flourishing industry. Hey, it’s the 21st century, and I say that it’s about damned time that women have the same opportunity as men to mail order themselves a mate. Accordingly, I would like to introduce you to Mail Order Husbands.

Here is an example of one of the eligible bachelors who is only a mouse click away from you and wedded bliss.

“I’m a successful representative of the pleasure rental industry and I’m ready to share my lifestyle with the right girl. I’m tall, svelte and my sly knowledge of underworld slang will make you wonder just what I’m all about. I like to write poetry and I have gained the trust of several small children and a few foreign people.”

Waddya waiting for?

via The Presurfer