Death is Not an Option.
I thought a little diversion from the news horribles of the day is in order.
What say we play a little mind game? Not exactly like a crossword puzzle or that brain-numbing Sudoku thing – nay, this is a game of choice. The key is that you must choose one of the options provided. It is most important to remember that death is not an option.
Would you rather:
(a) Mug it up for five minutes with Helen Thomas; or
(b) Eat a tablespoon of dogshit?
Remember, death is not an option.
(a) Watch Chuck Schumer take a shower; or
(b) Watch Barney Frank take a shower?
Remember, death is not an option.
(a) Perform a prostate exam on Michael Moore; or
(b) Smack your thumb hard with a hammer?
Remember, death is not an option.
(a) Listen to 24 hours of non-stop Hillary Clinton speeches; or
(b) Watch a 24 hour marathon of “The View?â€
Remember, death is not an option.
(a) Give Harry Reid a one-hour massage; or
(b) Stand waist-deep in a cesspool for four hours?
Remember, death is not an option.
Now, wasn’t that fun?