February 16, 2004

Calling In Sick.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:25 pm

Here’s one for everyone who has ever called in sick and tried to sound a just a bit sicker than they really were. Next time, forget the teatrics and go for creativity.

Employee: ”I’m sorry but I can’t come in today.”

Boss: “Really? Why is that?”

Employee: “My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma.”

Boss:.”Anal Glaucoma? What’s that?”

Employee: ”I just can’t see my ass coming to work!”


Thanks to my friend Russ, a Navy Vet who rides a Harley and who can fix anything.

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