September 13, 2004

At Home with John and Teresa. No. 8

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:13 pm

Teresa: “Pierre told me that he found a large, brown stain on the trousers to your new Hickey Freeman suit.”


Teresa: “John, he said that the stain looked and smelled like shit.”


Teresa: “Don’t just sit there staring at me like some kind of idiot. Did you shit yourself or not?”

John: “No. … Well, … maybe I had an accident.”

Teresa: “No? Maybe? This is not ‘Meet the goddamned Press.’ I want a straight answer. Did you shit in your pants?”


Teresa: “It was the Zell Miller speech, wasn’t it?”


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