July 26, 2004

Aching Hair Alert. (Updated)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:46 pm

I don’t expect to be writing much, if anything all all, tonight. Rather, I will be trying to survive watching the first night of the Democrat Convention. I have taken prophylactic analgesics for the aching hair that will most certainly result from the experience.

I just listened to Algore, and I have upped my dosage.

Update: Well, I made it.. My impressions:

Algore – I can see him in five years sitting shitfaced on the floor of a bus terminal, wearing a snot-crusted flannel shirt and mumbling something about “votes.”

Jiimah Carter: Would be a wonderful Wal-Mart greeter.

Hillary and Bill – Words fail me. I mean it.

My roots need medical attention.

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