Remember Algore’s neck-vein popping speech about Bush (the Younger) lying the country into war?

I do.

Here is Algore in 1992.

I would laugh out loud, if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Via LGF

This morning, I pulled up to the store at which I buy my ride-to-work coffee. Standing outside the store was a big, fat, cruddy looking guy who was wearing a black tee shirt on which appeared:

UPS
United Pimp Service

If I had been thirty years younger, and a foot or so taller, I would have suggested to this waste of oxygen that, in his case, the letters “UPS” could well stand for “Ugly Piece of Shit.”

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll wind up in the slammer for one thing or another. Or, even better, maybe he’ll get hit by a bus.

P.S. Notably (particularly for the lawyers out there), the “UPS” on the shirt was a knockoff of the “United Parcel Service” trademark. I wouldn’t expect this knuckle dragger to be deterred by Title 17 of the United States Code.